An Annotated and Evolving Document of Things That Annoy Me

-         Requests for “a hug,” (from anyone, by anyone, in any context whatsoever)

-         Uptalk[1]

-         Internet memes

-         The endless nagging of change.org and its suspiciously one-sided tales of injustice

-         Coupons for the exact amount that the sales price is inflated

-         The act of driving in the passing lane[2]

-         Dogs who have not been trained to behave

-         Children who have not been trained to behave

-         Lukewarm coffee

-         Ticks

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[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal

 

[2] If you don’t know why this is problematic, then you probably do it.  Move to the right.